I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better!
(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)
I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr
Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome.
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
Not only did we make one movie, we made- This is our fourth. And we’ve kind of known each other throughout the past ten years. Always were checking in intermittently. Seeing each other out. It’s company for us. It’s feels like you’re, you know, shooting with someone that has the best intentions for you. -Scarlett on working with Chris again
I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?
The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him
on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush